blood-leopard:

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

Truth.


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myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist


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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys


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jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now


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vagiants:

I want to punch him in the face

vagiants:

I want to punch him in the face

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bagmilk:

"there’s nothing to drink"

"there’s water"

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staff:

Work at Tumblr. Jobs here, internships here. 

staff:

Work at Tumblr. Jobs here, internships here

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180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit


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lamelohan:

parents: CAN YOU DO SOMETHING AROUND THIS HOUS-

me: 

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