saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
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I finally found one that isn't lame
  • 1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
  • 2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
  • 3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
  • 4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
  • 5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
  • 6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
  • 7. Do you like vanilla candles?
  • 8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
  • 9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
  • 10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 11. What did you have for breakfast?
  • 12. Have you had sex in 2014 yet?
  • 13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
  • 14. What time did you wake up today?
  • 15. How long until your next birthday?
  • 16. What was the last movie you watched?
  • 17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
  • 18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
  • 19. What’s the last song you heard?
  • 20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
  • 21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
  • 22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
  • 23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
  • 24. Where’s the last place you went?
  • 25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
  • 26. Has anyone let you down recently?
  • 27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
  • 28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
  • 29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
  • 30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
  • 31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
  • 32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
  • 33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
  • 34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
  • 35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
  • 36. Do you have drama in your life?
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trillow:

don’t worry girl there’s no way you’ll get pregnant i ate like four condoms before i got here


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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

(Source: tubofgoodthings)

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austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me


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vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

(Source: humorstop)

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swing-like-a-fistfight:

pseudenim:

grab your earphones ladies im about to blow ur minds

probably

F U C K

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you probably don’t understand what i mean.

you probably don’t understand what i mean.

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fuckyeahthefrontbottoms:

HEY INTERNET!!!! can any of you tell me what this song is???? because i have never heard it before.

eta: i found it on a burned cd which is why it is called “track 04”. it was on a cd with swimming pool, the beers & father. my guess is it’s from before those songs existed just because of the way the recording sounds but i have no idea why it was included on this cd (which i found in my boss’s office…). SUPER RANDOM. any info would be appreciated :)

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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

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foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die


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