if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.
i thought i was being funny but it was just fucking weird: an autobiography by me
when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game
- police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
- me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
- police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
if I ugly snapchat you I trust you